My nigga why is EVERYTHING too small for you tho? Your shoes can’t cover your ankles, your pants can’t cover your calves, and your shirt is desperately waiting for you to exhale. Nigga look like the hulk mid-transformation. Like he was gettin angry but then cooled off
"You’re the kind of guy who finishes jerking off and then proceeds to eat a bag of chips…"
He proudly said to himself in the mirror.